Why the Mile High Club is the Most Overrated Fantasy by Lisa
Engaging in intimate activities is one of the most exhilarating experiences we can indulge in at our leisure, without spending a dime. However, as humans, we are always on the lookout for ways to enhance this thrill. One such method is to engage in these activities in unconventional locations. The definition of ‘unconventional’ may vary depending on your upbringing, but it’s generally agreed that the bedroom, living room floor, or even a quickie against the kitchen countertop are not considered adventurous.
The allure of air travel has significantly diminished over the years. The prestige associated with boarding a plane has been replaced with unallocated seating and overpriced, mediocre inflight meals. However, one aspect of air travel still holds a certain charm: the Mile High Club.
What is it about intimacy on a plane that intrigues us? Is it the influence of steamy television dramas from the 2000s? Regardless of what the renowned author Jackie Collins may have suggested in her risqué novels, for most of us, the Mile High Club, despite its glamorous name, is simply… intimacy in an airplane lavatory.
Perhaps you have nostalgic memories of a passionate encounter in a festival porta-potty, or an unexpected encounter in a shopping mall restroom. If so, the idea of a romantic rendezvous in an airplane bathroom, high above the ground, might seem appealing. However, for those who feel they’re missing out, here’s some good news: it’s not as glamorous as it sounds.
When it comes to joining the Mile High Club, you have three options, each with its own set of challenges…
1) The Airplane Lavatory
Airplane bathrooms are notoriously cramped. There’s barely enough room for one person to comfortably move around, let alone two adults attempting to engage in intimate activities. The heat inside these tiny spaces can be unbearable, and there’s always the risk of accidentally hitting the flush button mid-action, causing a momentary panic. On long-haul flights, the bathroom becomes a popular spot for passengers looking to kill time, so expect interruptions from impatient passengers waiting their turn.
2) Under a Pile of Coats
You might think that no one will notice if you discreetly arrange your belongings around you, especially if you have the row to yourselves. However, is this really how you envisioned joining the Mile High Club? Instead of a luxurious experience on a private jet, you find yourself awkwardly attempting to be intimate under a pile of coats, hoping not to draw the attention of the flight attendant. Once the deed is done, you’re left with the uncomfortable task of cleaning up and disposing of any evidence.
3) The Galley
If you’re attractive, wealthy, or somewhat famous, you might be able to charm a member of the cabin crew. However, don’t expect a romantic rendezvous in the crew quarters. More likely, it will be a quick encounter in the galley, timed perfectly with the ding of the oven announcing that the inflight meal is ready to be served.